A) This is a photo of Warren at the barber getting his prematurely greying beard shaved off.
B) This is a ransom photo of Warren after he was abducted by one of the vicious gangs in Kaysville.
C) This is a photo of Warren foaming at the mouth after contracting rabies on the job.
D) This is a photo of what happened to Warren while riding with his motorcycle club on a mid-winter ride: his bandana slipped over his eyes and his beard caked up with ice.